blasphemy

Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). Thought to offend god/s.

Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."

Person 2: "Blasphemy!"

Person 1: "Uh.. huh.."

blasphemy by The_Mad_Thinker April 8, 2008

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gerbil

When a girl gets up under you, lifts up your balls, and licks your gooch like a gerbil does licking his/her water.

"We'll give you 20 bucks if you gerbil Jon"

gerbil by Jonnie Blaze October 7, 2011

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congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

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qacktitty

She’s hurt but she v v fun to be with

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Oh a grate person ik

qacktitty by Qacktitty September 4, 2021

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Nick Sandmann

The act of getting completely humiliated and decked in numerous "Defamation" court cases because you couldn't stand the fact that native americans have a different opinion than your "Superior" white ass

Lil Betty tried to tell on her brother for liking Star Trek more than Star Wars, but their mom gave her the Nick Sandmann

Nick Sandmann by SmeeveJeeve April 23, 2023