Starbucks Republican

Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.

A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.

Starbucks Republican by BamBamJax March 29, 2021

Scientifically Correct

The enforcement of a specific scientific worldview—empirical, materialist, quantitative—as the only legitimate framework for any serious discussion, often paired with the dismissal of other ways of knowing as “unscientific” and therefore invalid. Being scientifically correct means demanding that all claims conform to positivist standards (measurement, reproducibility, peer review) regardless of domain, and treating those who work outside those standards as irrational or dangerous. It functions as political correctness by establishing an orthodoxy—here, scientism—and using the authority of “science” to exclude alternative perspectives, all while claiming to be merely objective.

Example: “He dismissed her indigenous knowledge of fire management as ‘not science’ and refused to consider it in policy discussions. He was being scientifically correct: using the prestige of science to erase other knowledge systems.”

Scientifically Correct by Dumu The Void April 1, 2026

nomilicious

When you are really hungry and eating something so delicious that you eat the whole lot without pause. Derived from NomNomNomNom.

The monosodium glutamate on these tortillas makes them nomilicious.

nomilicious by DowCow August 1, 2008

Ren Zhang

Ren Zhang is a person who went missing, tragic isn’t it? They went to China for all of the summer AND FUCKING ABANDONED ME!!! Ren Zhang’s typically love Vivian Ellis’. It’s in their blood i guess?

“GOD DAMN DO YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFULLY HANDSOME PERSON OVER THERE???”

“YEA ITS REN ZHANG”

Ren Zhang by funnyFatFurry June 10, 2024