1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
jomx (also know as the jomx effect): when you wake up from a dream due to falling or something of the sort, and it causes your body to jump (e.x kicking and/or sitting up)
“I was sleeping peacefully but then was jomxed awake”
“Waking up because of the jomx effect is such a weird feeling”