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Urban Dictionary

Weasel Weep 

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking
wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.
A girl or woman who has the purest heart and soul even though they’ve been hurt a lot. They are beautiful on both the inside and out and find a way to make everyone around them. They have a lot of self love and try to spread that around as best as they can.
I feel like being a janeira today.
Janeira by Leah Martinez April 13, 2021
“i’m coming out” “i’m gay” “ok sis”
trey said he was gay
really?
yeah.. fucking fag
Trey by urmomskat January 14, 2022

That girl is SEXAAYY!! 

What creepy black fathers say when they see their sons date walk in the door.
the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand
i pasted ur mother last night.
pasting by dave May 16, 2003

Shady Ltd 

The clothing line produced by Marshal Mathers AKA Eminem/Slim Shady
Shady Ltd by Jacob Peirce August 15, 2003
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