Awkward Moose

The act of holding one's hands on their head in the shape of moose antlers. Then proceeding to move them downward to cover the eyes. Commonly used when someone says something awkward or un-called for in a given situation.

Gronz: "Hilary, Allie, Sam, and Shannon think im totally the hottest guy who works here. I also smell the best of all the male specimen who work in this establishment."

All: "AWKWARD MOOSE!"

Hilary: "Awkward Jellyfish!"

Allie: "Awkward Turtle!"

Sam: "Awkward Unicorn!"

Awkward Moose by Ihavenofriends November 23, 2006

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Trumpificate

Also known as a “Trump certificate.” A fake Covid-19 vaccine passport that could be purchased on the black market or dark web, or sometimes even downloaded free of charge by clicking a link and filling in one’s personal details.

Guesstimate how many trumpificates are in circulation worldwide as anti-vaxxers play cat and mouse with the authorities, which don’t have the manpower nor the knowhow to expose those digitally savvy criminals.

Trumpificate by MathPlus November 15, 2021