Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention

Used to describe events or happenings which are amazing or leave you speechless. z0mgwtfbbqsauce would literally spell out to: zoh-my-god what the fuck barbeque sauce. I am unsure of the origins of "bbq sauce" however I believe they add comic drama to the phrase.

A "smission" is a smeeze and a mission. For the teenagers a smeeze is a dirty, whore-ish, and hoe-ish male/female. A mission is when you chill with a male/female and you wanna try to accomplish a mission(a sexual activity). So when you go on a mission your trying to get some in so many words.

August 15th is a International Fuck-A-Knight Day. Its that time of the year to help our Local Knight BFs to let off some steam they keep in that armor~ Make sure not to hold back, they're built to endure~

Snuggly, warm, safe.

Homes4u. A rental agency in Manchester, UK. Believed to be unable to organise a piss-up in a brewery, let alone manage a large range of rental properties.