An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.

super spectacular

Code for gay guys to solicit sex from a straight guy.

A scale used to define the extent to which someone is being a knob.

Elvis, who else.

The Him Property States that " He who is chosen to be Him has responsibilities of being him that sometimes can be challenging/ rigorous"