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technotard 

I am a self-confessed technotard. In spite of lacking the technology gene which would allow me to easily absorb, apply and master new technological skills, I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the technological age.
Against all odds, I have accomplished setting up a Facebook page, although I still cannot master the skill requirement to make an FB Fan page go live. That would require DNA reprogramming. Incredibly, however, I have managed to upload photos and video to my FB Fan page--now if only I could figure out how to let other people see them! If I get any better at this, I might have to turn in my technotard membership card.
technotard by hownowmscow March 15, 2011
1. It's when you've reached the top or maximum level of awakeness, that you just fall asleep. Usually occurs during army training or after really heavy meals.

2. 1SG Brooks
I'm exhausted think I might topout.
Topout by Ap8901 June 6, 2025
Someone who’s sexual orientation is being attracted to pez
He was such a pesbian
Pesbian by Ssyszz January 29, 2022
The ship name of a Jack and a Chiara. Despite being a conveniently decent ship name because it is an actual word, it is possibly the worst couple of all time, as both of them are so fucking annoying and love to shove paper (and other things), down each other's backs.
There's Chick shoving those "other things" down their backs.
Chick by gfninefrcfnurgjh April 3, 2019

Something lite 

Like it was lowkey or didn't take a lot of work
What he had was something lite or the moment that was provided was something lite

Dimencha 

Somebody who’s extremely ridiculous and sensitive to forgetting important information.
“Oh sorry, I have dimencha0
Dimencha by smartiestiel November 22, 2024
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