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A Gerbil is defined as an individual whose mouth moves miles per minute, unable to stop speaking because they have a lot to say. Just as a gerbil runs quickly on a running wheel, an individual's mouth moves just as fast. Basically, you can't shut the f*** up. This term was created by two gerbils themselves, Jessica and Tobi.
This b**** won't shut up she's such a gerbil
the nicest person you'll ever meet. All jokes aside, he is the most annoying person to exist. Bro you cant even say retard around this kid without him flipping out. Bro has been sheltered his whole life. He probably doesn't even know what a penis is. This man has the most asian micropenis in existence.
Gavin is gay
Gavin by Bigus Dickus twinkie... December 7, 2023
Anyone who holds elected office, judicial appointment, or who otherwise seeks power, fame, or glory through politics.
He just keeps taking money from Big Pharma to fund his holidays and shopping trips. Sex is not required for someone to be a total whore.
Whore by Vulgarity101 November 16, 2023
A guy who allways try to stay out of drama and is good in bed
Yo my dude thinks he's gio
Gio by Disconic January 17, 2017
Verb: the act of polishing someone’s knob on the weekends as a side hustle
Imma boutta spladle everyone here!
Spladle by BJTabs December 31, 2021

Steve Jobs 

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
Steve Jobs by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017