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One's 21st Birthday, when it's customary to drink 21-shots plus one for "good luck"
Jim: Hey, how was your birthday?

Kyle: I had 6 shots of JB, 3 of Jager, 5 of vodka, and chased the 8 shots of tequilla and I didn't boot.

Jim: Dude, you've got crazy tolerance, I'm glad you had a happy Barfday.

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Adam: Hey how was your 21st barfday?

John: I puked twice at the bar and woke-up face-down in the toilet. I don't remember anything else. It rocked!
Barfday by xchikax April 6, 2006

Ping Pong Palsy 

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
Ping Pong Palsy by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010

Hämeenlinna 

Main City of Kanta-Häme Province in Finland.
That's about all there is to say. This city is probably in the list of most boring cities over 50,000 people.
Hämeenlinna isn't growing but isn't dying either. Probably balanced by people moving from some sickeningly shitty side towns which Hämeenlinna has way too fucking many of. Firstly there's Turenki, which is the best town in the world. Then there's incest filled Tervakoski, completely mentally fucked up citizens of Hauho, Tuulos and Lammi that for some god damn fucking reason want to live in the middle of the woods 30km from civilization and then there's Renko which is just simply a lost cause. Hämeenlinna is mainly known as the point which people are forced to drive through.
Man 1: Wanna go grab a burger from Hämeenlinna?
Man 2: Sure. Could we go shopping here too?
Man 1: Fuck no. We are going straight to Tampere. This shithole has nothing worth my time to offer.
Man 3: Wonder why these guys just don't move to Helsinki and Tampere. Fucking retards.
Hämeenlinna by paulit11 February 18, 2022
haiya.. - said malena
Malena by Poopsmellsgud May 8, 2024

crepe it up 

(v) to make something sweet; say crepe it up to the max if you want type 2 diabetes.
Donald: Quack quack quack quack quack(ugh mickey the goddamn breads are fucking bland. gimme the sugar, imma crepe it up to the max)
Mickey: squeak sqeauk, sqeauk(hell fucking no, bitch)
crepe it up by ZeOtaku December 18, 2014

4 fingers 

Holding up 4 fingers means your favorite team is (average) qualified P17. This mostly applies to Formula 1 teams Aston Martin and Alpine.
Jason Bourne dropped 4 fingers after Stroll and Vettel qualified P18 and P16.
4 fingers by Ventix32 May 28, 2022
they are savoia
savoia by yazmine the bitch June 4, 2016
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