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Proclaimers limit 

The maximum workable distance for a long distance relationship. It is 1000 miles as specified in the Proclaimers song I'm Gonna Be which is the maximum distance one would walk to be with their lady.
Dude 1: I've been in a relationship with this girl but she's in New York and I'm in LA, it's really hard.
Dude 2: Yeah, that's a lot more than Proclaimers limit, that relationship might not work out, I'm sorry bro.
Dude 1: wha?

Dude 2: Proclaimers limit it's how far you'd walk to fall down at her door, it's 1000 miles...
Dude 1: oh man! I wish I knew, I guess it's time to move on...
As a tribute to Masahiko Kimura's victory over Helio Gracie in 1955, the reverse ude-garami technique has since been commonly referred to as the Kimura lock, or simply the "Kimura", in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and, more recently, mixed martial arts circles.

A keylock (also known as a Kimura, bent armlock, figure-four armlock or ude-garami) involves holding the forearm and using it to twist the upper arm laterally or medially, similarly to turning a key in a keyhole. It is usually considered to be a shoulder lock since the primary pressure is often on the shoulder, but depending on how it is performed, significant pressure can also be applied to the elbow. It passes for a lock on the elbow in judo competitions, where only elbow locks are allowed. It can be applied from a multitude of positions, and it is the most common shoulder lock used as a submission hold in mixed martial arts competition. The keylock has several variations with their own names, for instance depending on in which direction the arm is rotated. The word "reverse" is sometimes added to signify medial rotation as in reverse keylock or reverse ude-garami, in which case the usage of just "keylock" indicates lateral rotation.

References:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masahiko_Kimura
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armlock#Kimura_.28Gyaku_ude-garami.29
www.grapplearts.com/Kimura-Article.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimura
"Wherever you see grapplers competing, whether in Pride, the UFC, Abu Dhabi or the Jiu-jitsu Mundial, you see the Kimura lock used to submit opponents and win matches!"
Kimura by punktileus September 9, 2009
Used as a response to any question; does not require a specific definition.
Can also be used to mean: "The world is all too much. I am going to bury my head in five thousand square metres of sand."
"Meh"

- "Are you ok?"
- "Meh"

- "Give me your dog or I will kill you"
- "Meh"

- "I am King of all the world. Mwahahaha."
- "Meh"
meh by El Berto December 28, 2005

agung surya 

agung surya by anonymous November 22, 2021

prarthana 

She is a vision of grace, a South Indian beauty whose presence seems to light up any room she enters. Her skin, the shade of warm honey, glows with a natural radiance that reflects the rich heritage of her roots. Her dark, lustrous hair cascades down in waves, capturing the essence of a monsoon's elegance, while her deep, almond-shaped eyes shimmer like the calmest of lakes, holding a world of stories within. Her smile, soft yet enchanting, carries the gentleness of a sunrise over a tranquil village. Adorned in a traditional saree, its intricate embroidery mirroring the timeless culture of her homeland, she carries herself with an effortless poise. Every movement of hers is like poetry in motion, capturing the purity of tradition while embracing the beauty of modernity.
prarthana by Ppppppwwepdke March 31, 2025
A girl that ACTS like she is good in bed, only to find out she just lays there like a MATTRESS!
I was out with my new girlfriend last night, and she kept bragging about how good she was in bed and what she was going to do to me. I found out later that she was a mactress!
Mactress by Fudwumper April 24, 2011

Roman Motorboat 

The act of vomiting onto a woman's or a rather gynecomastic gentleman's chest whilst imitating the sound of a motorboat by blowing air through closed lips.
Icculus, after a rather sumptuous feast, gave Septiva a hearty roman motorboat betwixt her lovely cassava melons.
Roman Motorboat by *samIam* January 12, 2008
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