Fudwumper's definitions

Mactress

A girl that ACTS like she is good in bed, only to find out she just lays there like a MATTRESS!

I was out with my new girlfriend last night, and she kept bragging about how good she was in bed and what she was going to do to me. I found out later that she was a mactress!

by Fudwumper April 24, 2011