Mactress

A girl that ACTS like she is good in bed, only to find out she just lays there like a MATTRESS!

I was out with my new girlfriend last night, and she kept bragging about how good she was in bed and what she was going to do to me. I found out later that she was a mactress!

by Fudwumper April 24, 2011

mactress

The female version of the phrase "Mac-daddy"

'Dude she was pickin' up on all the guys, being the mactress that she is'

by Emily and Melinda (two white girls who be down) March 21, 2003

Mactress

Mattress actress or porn star...

She is the best mactress in the business...

by Papity77 October 17, 2018

mattressizing

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.

Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".

by T$KY January 14, 2015

mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Mattress Goldz

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.

"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"

by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012