Surya is a guy that exudes confidence. He’s the first
boy that your parents
will see and say they wish he was their son. Fortunately he is one of the few Indian guys who will not remind you of your Indian father, so you
will see him and be jealous of everything he is. You
will want to know him more but unfortunately he
will get expelled from school by being a sick hacker. When you finally start talking to him, he
will ask to send a dick pic. You, being smart, will reject the tempting offer but, like a dumbass, will soon start to develop feelings for him. Unfortunately he will quickly lose interest in you, being the most typical
fuckboy and will reject you calling you “cute but not in like a weird way”. But instead he will be the first one there when you need emotional support. Basically he loves to give advice and help out and is mad funny and sweet, except when he’s
horny. In addition, like all the boys who did not like me back, surya evidently does not have good taste in girls.
But he’s super cool if you get to know him, definitely do!!
Friend: dude look over there!
Me: (does not turn around)
oh is it surya?
Friend: ya how’d you know?
Me:
oh he’s got hella clout such a cool
dude damn