For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.
Every day I wake up to the sweetsound of pizza rolls in my ass
response when something so bizarre happens that NO ONE knows what to say in response.
This phrase comes from the move BAD SANTA with billy bob thorton. a child sitting on his lap asks for a "fraggle stick car" which of course has no point of reference because the words FRAGGLE, STICK, and CAR have nothing to do with each other.
(two men witness a car speeding by that is on fire and has a goat behind the wheel while the driver sits on the roof smoking crack)
person 1: umm, wow. did you just see that?
person 2: fraggle stick car.
person 1: totally.