Hoverboard

A piece of shit that can't hover but can only stay on two wheels and blow up

My Hoverboard can't hover but it can set my house on fire my exploding

by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 01, 2016

Pizza Rolls

For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.

Every day I wake up to the sweet sound of pizza rolls in my ass

by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 03, 2016