Max is the most perfect, inspiring and infatuating person to cone across. They leave you wondering how you could've spent a single second without them, and prove how much of a challenge it cab be when you're apart. But its worth it. Its always worth it, because no matter what, they're yours and you'd wait for years if it meant they'd be yours and yours forever. Love you <3

also - Kus-amac, sssssss-emec, and other various formats known.
Originally in the Arabic street language, it means "your mother's vagina" - but although it's nature as an insult, it serves the purpose of the Arabic "God-damnit!" and if not the Arabian one, well, it's the formal Israeli one. For although there is a "Dammit" in Hebrew (La-azazel! , mainly) - in the rough streets of Israel and non-Israeli-city-as-known-as-Tel-Aviv (ha ha) - Kus-emec/Amac/ssssss-emec/etc. is the formal and non-formal "God-fucking'-dammit!". Also may accompanied with "+Ars" (will be exampled below), and by the suffix "sh'cha" and "ima" (mother) instead of emec which means - your mama.

when you flap your fat juicy cock soooooo hard it starts throbbing even without any means of arousal in the immediate vicinity.

the thing your girlfriend is

Refers to any episode of Spongebob that is awful, mean-spirited, or just plain shitty.

The way to say "wonder" in a text message.