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blatently 

Something obvious that doesn't even need to be said.
'do you want some of this splif? blatently!'
blatently by ARMS March 29, 2005

Chief Joe 

When you pull out a girl's bloody tampon with your teeth and shake your head back and forth rapidly while grinning madly. The result is blood being splattered on both cheeks in a war-like paint fassion. You'll look like an Indian Chief.
My friend pulled the Chief Joe on his bitch last night. Then he scalped her.
Chief Joe by Phil M June 15, 2004
1. The pain you'll receive, after a muscle contraction, that lasts mere seconds or even hours.

2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).

Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.

"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.

All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
A mother to her son, after she heard him screaming in agony last night.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
Cramp by Gengetsu July 26, 2019
"Be reckless, be brave." - a reckless and brave girl named Joyce.
Joyce by recklessnbrave November 16, 2018

Slap The Rat

I got a hard on ,so I had to Slap The Rat to get rid of it.
Slap The Rat by Bosoms Orork June 9, 2010

PressWrong-19 

This is a newly found infection disease which can cause people to keep pressing wrong buttom on their devices, especially the call button. This disease can be passed through online chat platforms or irl chats.
(Usually typed directly after you pressed the wrong button instead in a sentence.)
PressWrong-19
PressWrong-19 by onl9 June 9, 2023