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Heart paddling

Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.

Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?

Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.

Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
Heart paddling by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012

Supritha 

Possibly one of the smartest girls you will ever meet. She is going to cure the world of everything one day. She is breath-takingly gorgeous and incredibly humble. She's one of those people you are extremely lucky to meet in a lifetime.
There goes Supritha

- wow she's awesome
Supritha by Youknowwho13 June 14, 2010
Coming from two slang terms. Pre-cool and Coo. Coo goes way back as an alternative to cool. and Pre-Cool was started by blogger Absolut Quesi in 2003 and means pretty cool.
Teh Quesi si precoo b10663r.
precoo by Don quijote September 2, 2004

Yandel Abraham 

Yandel Abraham by Barazy June 22, 2024
1. colvin: v. tr. The act of forcing another to engage in sexual intercourse against his or her will esp. involving an individual holding the door so that bitch's friends can't help her stupid drunk ass.
Etymology: (New English) Originated on the west coast of the United States at sometime during the beginning of the 21st Century, particularly Saturday night at Shelsey's house.
Linguistical expression prevalent in HMB, bitches.
Person 1: Who colvined that silly bitch Katherine last night?
Person 2: Oh that was Pat.
Colvin by Pat Colvin September 9, 2008

poontang drought 

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.
-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?
poontang drought by the_wolfy March 14, 2014
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