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Urban Dictionary

Mouse Wrangler 

A mouse Wrangler is a guy that surrounds himself with inferior and weaker males as his primary friend group in order to make himself seem tougher and stronger than he really is. The typical mouse wrangler will rule his mice fiefdom with an iron fist of intimidation, the mice will even talk this individual up as they have come to accept him as their supreme leader.

This particular individual will generally be seen as a bad-ass amongst his friends the mice. But will readily shun and avoid conflicts with true alpha males that would inevitably whoop his ass. As taking an ass whooping would cause his kingdom to crumble and the mice would adopt a new leader.
Hey, that Dude sure is a Mouse Wrangler, look at all those pussies that hang out with him and worship him like he's top dog.

I sure would like to whoop his ass, but he keeps duckin and dodgin and hiding behind his friends who think he's bad. What a Mouse Wrangler.
Mouse Wrangler by Rickawalabear March 29, 2010

Lemonkey 

Half lemon, half monkey. Pretty much a lemon with all the incredible powers of lemons, such as sour flavor and the ability to be turned into a refreshing drink.
I was chasing this lemonkey and he spit on my wound and it stung because of all the citric acid.
Lemonkey by The Skin October 8, 2004
A: oh my god, look at that attractive women over there.
B:IJGAB
IJGAB by pixi1997 September 3, 2011

Flipping Rocks 

yogurt splatter 

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
Verb. 1.) To check out a person of the opposite sex.

2.) To examine.

3.) To spot out and take something that does not belong to you.
1.) "Dude, I was peepin some broads last night."

2.) "Hey, did you peep those sneakers in the window?"

3.) "I just peeped the last slice of pizza. Too bad."
peepin by GKenns January 12, 2008
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