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Broke back Bagpipe

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.

I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

Broke back Bagpipe by Jonathan (JJ) April 21, 2016

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taizon

Taizon is one of the biggest assholes you will ever meet. You will not be drawn to his "charming personality" although you will be moved by his care and compassion towards other. Never forget he is still the biggest asshole you will ever meet.

My name is Taizon

taizon by PVDC May 8, 2017

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glesin

glesin is a female who likes hugs, shooting celebrities and takes great enjoyment in saying the word "fuck"

I can't take my glesin anywhere, she wont shut her mouth and is wanted for murder in 50 states.

glesin by God of the Sea November 16, 2007

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Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

Sounds like my first time by Pandos February 12, 2013