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Urban Dictionary

spongehead 

A person who tends to like spongebob. The person is weird and wants to destroy the world! This person is always there for you no matter what and is super duper helpful. A person like this loves digimon and spongebob. Overall a person called spongehead is a random person who is weird and is always there for you. The spongehead is also one in a gazillion
Ugh that spongehead is always there for me whenever I’m in need
spongehead by Simsim stitch lover August 11, 2018
1.When a man blindfolds a chick, tucks his wang behind his legs and backs up into a BJ. After insertion he proceeds to rip ass on her nose.

2. A 3 step process.
(Step 1) The Preparation.
- the man blindfolds the female. This completing the "FOG".
(Step 2) The Entry. (also called "the Forklift")
- the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**
(Step 3) The Prestige.
- After the penis enters the mouth the man's asscrack should line up perfectly with her nose, and proceed to rip a clean one. Thus completeing the "HORN".

One must master the art of the forklift before he even attempts the art of the Foghorn.

See Forklift
I once gave a homeless chick a foghorn to wake her up for the bus.

I missed the forklift and screwed that foghorn up.

Nailed the forklift, sounded the foghorn, and damn it was good.
foghorn by Bananacognac May 5, 2007

pull some strings 

It's when someone has the power to make something happen as he wants. Usually it happens behind the scenes, so the people involved don't know.
I want Josh to marry Katya, so I will pull some strings for it to happen.
Ayelet is such a kind girl you will always want t be around with. Her beautiful big smile always makes you happy on a sad day. They have such loyalty which is quite rare to find these days. They are always quite smart but they are modest about it. You can laugh for years with an Ayelet. They are such a good friend to have and they will always cheer you up. You would be lucky to have an Ayelet in your life.
Girl #1: Wow look that girl is so kind!
Girl #2: Yeah I wish I could be her, she must be an Ayelet.
Ayelet by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021
Melasya is a very talented person who is very nice if you ever meet a melasya she should be lightskin and have freckels if you ever meet a melasya never let her go she is the best person you will ever meet so dont take her for granted ever in your life.
hey is that melasya yeah dude you should go be friends with her
melasya by theyad0reasya February 25, 2022
"something that is exceptionally good"
That game was tikka
she looks tikka in that new dress!
bring your mates, it will be tikka
tikka by Chico_uk September 30, 2005