A nickname given to stupid rich white kids named Chris or Christopher who never get their stinky asses off fifa and are sexually attracted to Professional football legend Johan Cruyff.
“Ahhh like when Cruyff ballrolls and scores on the black people to my 5 fut champs wins it just makes me feel like Cripnaldo”
A tall and geeky dude who can't get laid to save his life. He also often goes after girls with stripper names like Mickey. They are often smart in certain topics, and they are also hopeless romantics.
"Who's that guy making googly eyes at Sunshine Rainbow?"
"Oh, you must be talking about Josh."
I couldn't believe it, she went for the Doggybag. There I was just smashing her in from behind and suddenly she decides to start giving my balls a tickle at the same time. It was just something else...
a word that eternally petty british people use because they're probably still petty about our little tea party in boston and how we broke up with them a long time ago
" he's so irritating he got mad when i said ass instead of arse, i mean it isn't a big deal"
A girl who has rocking hips. A great actress with an amazing sense of creativity and humor. One of the most loyal people you will meet. Family will always come first to her, and her friends and education are very important. Always thinks she doesn't look good but always looks amazing.