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Urban Dictionary

Pretty much the impersonation of anything you dislike in this world.

Most typically a guy in his mid forties selling vacuum cleaners and such
Shut the fuck up Kent, nobody wants to hear your BS.

This guy is such a Kent

cripnaldo 

A nickname given to stupid rich white kids named Chris or Christopher who never get their stinky asses off fifa and are sexually attracted to Professional football legend Johan Cruyff.
“Ahhh like when Cruyff ball rolls and scores on the black people to my 5 fut champs wins it just makes me feel like Cripnaldo”
cripnaldo by Keven66 April 25, 2022
A tall and geeky dude who can't get laid to save his life. He also often goes after girls with stripper names like Mickey. They are often smart in certain topics, and they are also hopeless romantics.
"Who's that guy making googly eyes at Sunshine Rainbow?"
"Oh, you must be talking about Josh."
Josh by Graneroshj March 17, 2017

Doggybag 

When you bang a girl from behind whilst she tickles your balls.
I couldn't believe it, she went for the Doggybag. There I was just smashing her in from behind and suddenly she decides to start giving my balls a tickle at the same time. It was just something else...
Doggybag by Twitch & Spin June 17, 2019
a word that eternally petty british people use because they're probably still petty about our little tea party in boston and how we broke up with them a long time ago
" he's so irritating he got mad when i said ass instead of arse, i mean it isn't a big deal"
arse by i don't care tbh July 17, 2017
A girl who has rocking hips. A great actress with an amazing sense of creativity and humor. One of the most loyal people you will meet. Family will always come first to her, and her friends and education are very important. Always thinks she doesn't look good but always looks amazing.
Person 1 "Do you think I could pull Nesya?"

Person 2 "Hell no, your an 8 and she's not even on the scale."
Nesya by Lizzy Peach May 18, 2016
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