Half way through the year which means it’s the only day you have to have a cheat day. Your resolution for the New Years can be cancelled for this one day.

1. First you make your girl drink a gallon of water, or milk for a warmer tone of color.

2. Put her in the "dog on top position" (also known as 'the fishermans warf'). This position allows maximum pressure to be applied to the bladder.

3. When you are ready for the show to begin, flip her over to the "rabbit on bottom" position (also known as 'strolling the marina').

4. Heres the tricky part, now transfer your weight onto both your hands, and push down firmly on her abdomen, and yell "splash out"

5. Recieve a warm blast of bile coating your upper legs, lower chest, arms, and pelvic region as your urethra gets splashed out with piss.

An annoying brat who sets unrealistic margins and judges things from the wrong light. Often doesn't know what they're doing.

Lappen is a variant of the French word "Lapin" which means rabbit. As in bunny rabbit.

to say you will do something or get somewhere fast or straight away.

The 5 bases of sex
1. kissing
2. touching of genitals over clothes
3. oral sex
4. sex
5. anal