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The act of simultaneously shitting and jizzing.
Dude I was getting a blumpkin and I totally shizzed.
Shizz by Big Balone July 10, 2014

boss choice 

Commanding attention from a decision made.
A fat guy gaining internet fame from putting his fat belly on another persons face. After watching that video, someone says that’s boss choice
boss choice by Antoniostark February 14, 2020
Has multi definitions
1) -military- Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. Also TV show of same name.

2) -drugs- To smoke yourself into a state of near unconciousness

3) -UK Slang- Mashed potato's

4) -Urban street slang- To destroy, mangle, wreck.
1) He served in a mash unit in Korea

2) Tonight I'm gonna get mashed

3) 'Give us a bash at the bangers and mash like me mother used to make' (old music hall song)

4) He dissed me so I mash him up bad.
mash by black flag June 20, 2004

shamebow 

The period of calm after management pisses down on your department for blowing the budget and not getting results. It usually happens before and during blamestorming sessions!
A: Man thats a nice shamebow!
B: Yeah they'll never find the pot of gold on that one!
shamebow by AccidentProne April 20, 2008

Kill list 

People you want to fuck.
damn shes hot, shes on my kill list!
Kill list by Lolsokay April 8, 2016

Blumming 

Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum
Babe I’m blumming or I’m going to blum
Blumming by Jewpurman July 14, 2020
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