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When you shit out cum from anal the night before.
I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.
Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020
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Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.
Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out
Shizzed by Houston March 30, 2009
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When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.
Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?
Shizzed by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010
Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.
Our business just got shizzed.
Shizzed by BizMan April 27, 2006
Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.
Shizzed by Knowinggg April 15, 2009
The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.
I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!
baked, zooted, out dis world
1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-
smizzed by SyoBraves March 23, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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