logistics

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

logistics by raywuzhere@hotmail.com June 8, 2004

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

tofu by Mike December 29, 2003

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Tennis

An activity that’s IS NOT A SPORT. IT REQUIRES NO SKILL.

Carolyn plays tennis. It isn’t a sport

Tennis by Fuck12andShit March 12, 2019

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Fig eyes

When your boyfriend or sexual partner sits over your face in a squatting position and puts one ball over each eye. Also referred to as "balls for eyes".

He had her pinned down for her to slob on his nob but he was feeling particularly feisty and gave her fig eyes in the opportunity.

Fig eyes by Glorious Gladys December 8, 2016

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APS

1)noun Originally means Applied Science. In recent years, APS=A Piece of Shit.

"Damn, i have APS this term!"

APS by M.L. the Smart October 7, 2006

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Oh my ga

If you don't like to use the phrase oh my God just use oh my ga

oh my ga look at her but

Oh my ga by Ahay121 February 28, 2015

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Gooping

The act of sticking a football pump into your urethra, then pumping it to inflate your balls. You can then bounce on your balls like a space hopper or if you use helium you can fly.

I've started gooping recently.

Gooping by Number One Gooper January 31, 2025

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