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Urban Dictionary

Strokin' a Yakker 

When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.

In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.
Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.
Strokin' a Yakker by esuohe November 22, 2006

Happy Forest

A trick name for a notorious rape spot
"hey kid do you wanna go to the happy forest"
Happy Forest by L2daS December 30, 2008
Fine ass lightskin with a big ass cock he’s also loving and caring and loves to know about your day and also eats pussy off the bone with his strong jaw line and give out belt to anyone
We love treskii
Treskii by Treskii November 19, 2023
Girl 1: How was he last night?
Girl 2: He was such a Beijie
Beijie by dhairumian July 19, 2012
Pronounced "greater than-colon-oh". Is not only an emoticon, but an entire language. The >:o language is known for its liberal use of suffixes, often with an apostrophe('), and frequent refernce to internet memes. If used incorrectly among the more refined speakers of >:o it may illicit liberal amounts of flames and the emoticon ">:o", along with cursing. Often uses the @ character as a grammar construct.
"I know the speakery of >:o is common in these parts."

Poseur: Guys I speak'd the >:o in you're mom!
Legit1: O RLY @ >:o use by one as yourself.
Legit2: Hahah. YOU FAIL @ >:o'ery.

Poseur: Don't you guys think the people on /b/ are idiots?
Legit1: Rongur, /b/tards kick ass.
Poseur: O RLY?
Legit1: O YS, amirite?
Legit2: Riteur, Legit1, and I lol'd @ how made of fail and stupid you are, Poseur.
>:o by why halo thar July 21, 2006
Only the best way ever to make a woman fuck.
It's an energy drink, It's booze, It's Sparks!
Sparks by El Vato Montana August 24, 2006
It is a joke about your mom. It is used to insult peeoples moms. YOU MOM
UR Mom by jessicamuncy December 12, 2022
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