Fuck that shit that's gay.

An Anal Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where and man whose penis resembles Osama Bin Ladin's beard because of all of the pubic hair is inserted into the women's anal rectum and the hair tickles the vagina in a particular way to make the woman defecate on the man's penis so it now looks like Osama Bin Ladin's muddy beard when he was taken out of hiding.

squishy.springs back up at you.

British slang for a General Election. Similar to cozzie livs, which is slang for the cost of living crisis. Once a General Election is called, every seat in the House of Commons becomes vacant and MP’s must campaign to be re-elected.

not listening, don't care what you are saying

CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT

If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague

If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive

If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up

If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot

If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer

If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut

If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue

If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary

If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone

If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism

If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head

If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest

If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama