doing things that a douche bag would do

A fat worthless cat that does nothing but eat and shit. A waste of space.

More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.

the #1 cause of suicide in the United States

A loud, rumbling fart within minutes after taking a shit.

A man who wants to be a male-to-female transsexual, but wants to keep his penis. Delusionally believes his penis is a female organ (a "girl dick"). Usually attracted to women and claims to be a lesbian. Equally hated by both transphobes and actual male-to-female transsexuals.

iris feng