Slang term for Sriracha Thai hot sauce.

Comes from the fact that Sriracha is and has become ubiquitous in most hipster-type eating/drinking establishments and the kitchens of the more "arty" college students at your local liberal arts university. While Tabasco (and to a lesser extent, Texas Pete along with several others) was once the universal hot sauce used in cooking and spicing up certain foods, Sriracha has generally replaced it as a hipper/cooler alternative to the boring old slice of Americana that Tabasco can be considered. However, Sriracha can only be considered Hipster Tabasco if it is used unnecessarily on foods that don't normally require or taste better with hot sauce. Either way, it's just another way for kids that had no culture before they left the suburbs to prove to the world at large how much cooler they are than you.

Can be found at most asian markets, better grocery stores, and in the half-used variety on moving day in dumpsters outside any place college kids have been living.

A deep connection between despair and arousal usually brought on by World history at Franklin school of innovation

An offensive phrase, used to describe the sound of someone spitting.

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.

Disease of the psychiatric forum characterized by dellusions of grandeur.

Patients are usual losers and under achivers that are close to 30 years of age and hold mediocre jobs and live in lala land day dreaming that they are superior to anyone else.

Often display sickning narcissism trying to convience other people that they are the best thing after sliced bread,are conceited and egotistical,unrealistic and manipulative, and try to hide their insecurities and multiple flaws by trying to appear knowledgeable and cool.

To stroke, or otherwise pet the genetaila of another