The tall, dark, and handsome black clad figure that you meet when ur time on this earth comes to an end. He is portrayed as a tall figure dressed in a black cloak and carrying a scythe.

The olden day "Death" rode in a stagecoach pulled by two white horses to his job everyday but now he can be seen riding a Harley with flaming bunnies on the side, each bunny represents a kill for the day.

Contrary to popular belief, this is an actual job. He makes upwards of $80,000 a year and has a KILLER 401k plan.

His weaknesses are Dr. Pepper 10, Gary Busey, and his older brother Super Death. If u wish to avoid his icy embrace then if advise you start drinking Dr. Pepper 10, become friends with Gary Busey, and tell his older brother that he has been in his room.

A group of people who listen to the same song one their own iPod at the same time and dance together. First seen on the IT Crowd (UK).

DRAKE a much loved fish missed very much by santan Dave his bowl mate and simi his owner,DRAKE was an amazing fish who comforted us through dark times when Jesus our light could not he was there keeping hoes in the dark and called me often (non-stop). He will not only be missed by us but Kiki who was his one true love who never answered DRAKEs one question- 🎶 KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME? Also missed by kimren one of the few people who attended his funeral (via Instagram video chat).He lived a short lives but left us with memories to last us a life time and as kimren would say “DRAKE in my heart not in bio” 👼fly high angel 🐠❤️ 15.7.19 . Even though he lived a short life it was one ambitious life that showed us that it was true that He “🎶STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW HES HERE”🎶. DRAKE we love you to the sea bed and back and we hope you all the best time in fishy heaven “🎶CALL US ON YOUR CELLPHONE LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED OUR LOVE”🎶. Thank you for everything you have given us and we know our G God will take care of you peace out love you little fella ❤️❤️❤️

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull your shitcock out and give her a zebra like stripe on her back.

A sexy man who dresses in turtlenecks, short-brimmed hats, rain boots and has a ruggedly sensual beard, typically smoking a pipe

A totally legal operation ran by a cat, 2 toasters, and a few others mixed in there.

This company is definitely not engaged in any illegal activities including but not limited to: Assassinations, money laundering, plane hijacking, arms trade, drug production or contempt of the court
Any discussion hinting at Legal Enterprise LLC. being engaged in one or more of the things listed above will be met with swift action.

Legal Enterprise LLC. owns several orbital kinetic strike stations capable of destroying any point on earth in under 5m.