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An absolute sweetheart. They will always listen to you regardless of what their doing, or what your situation is.

Matayus' are rays of sun that are the FUNNIEST people, always good for cracking jokes with; however, they can get stressed easily, so be sure to give them patience and listen to them as well as they listen to you.

Matayus' have a lot of loyalty, and are truly some of the best kinds of people to meet.
'Matayus is so supportive of everyone!'
'I know right?! Hopefully they get as much love as they give out to us.'
Matayus by drflugstan November 6, 2021

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An English language reference that was obviously not consulted by any of the previous writers, based on their multiple grammatical and spelling errors.
1.) "Your" used in place of you are (you're).
2.) Could OF-Should OF and Would OF !!!!! OF is not a verb. It provides NO action. The correct verb is HAVE. Please use it!!!! I could have read the dictionary.
3.) Stop already with the um!, ahh!, and "It's like"
Then work on "Ya know?" Hell no I don't know. Why do think I asked you (or axed ya).
The V-Squad, where V stands for "vagina", refers to an unorganized group of individuals that particularly enjoy saying, in a respectfull way, the english word "vagina" out loud, as opposed to the dirty sounding alternative in their native language. V-Squads may naturally emerge in social activities where participants find themselves bored with too much time on their hands. That V-Squad tag then represents their unofficial bonding on a human level and may, in certain occasions, officially represent the group in subsequent occasions of said activity.
Have you seen the V-Squad perform those amazing tricks at the freestyle kayaking competition last week?

Those frenchies just kept yelling the word "vagina" last night... They call themselves the V-Squad now!
V-Squad by Zee Aliens March 30, 2021

Inside the Park-er 

to take a detour through the park to get head on a secluded bench
guy 1: she gives good head
guy 2: yeah, but it was better Inside the Park-er
guy 1: oh crap that might be blowjob by proxy
Inside the Park-er by toolie April 16, 2012
It’s a weird person that is very weird and very attention seeking
U fucking cripple, get out me way
Cripple by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Brendan Fraser 

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.
Man I used to have a healthy BMI, now I've gone straight Brendan Fraser
Brendan Fraser by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020

Double Banger 

(noun) the act of intentionally attending two pre-planned dinner engagements, one immediately following the other, within the same evening or night.

It can be a challenging task, as it may involve navigating traffic, coordinating with multiple hosts or guests, and potentially adjusting the length of one or both dinners in order to fit both events into the same evening. The ability to attend two back-to-back scheduled dinner reservations may also depend on factors such as the proximity of the two events, the timing of the reservations, and the expectations of the hosts and guests involved.

Successfully attending two back-to-back scheduled dinner reservations in one night can be a rewarding experience, allowing for the opportunity to socialize and connect with friends and experience different culinary offerings. However, it is important to balance this desire with practical considerations such as personal energy levels, and the potential for overindulgence.
They did a double banger last night, Gramercy Tavern followed by Stretch Pizza, a legendary feat by veterans of the epicurean variety
Double Banger by yungnarm May 12, 2023
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