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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam 

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
Same like "No"
Wanna drink some coffee ?

nat !
nat by X3r0X December 19, 2008

Marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana

ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
This marijuana smells like death but the lilac makes me want to keep smelling it.
Marijuana by Lol chillen July 29, 2014

manwhore 

Me: Damn! Did you hear about Tiger Woods?
Other person: Yeah! He's such a manwhore
manwhore by ycervantes96 December 3, 2009

coolwash 

The act of washing things in cool water.
"Bobby coolwashed his hands."
coolwash by Pawkeshup August 27, 2021
another word for fucker..a very annoying individual..likes to mooch off of other people..likes to stare at ppl when their eating..gives extremely creepy looks..wears shirts that are too small ..crack is always hanging out..very unintelligent..puts hot sauce on their chicken alfredo! a total whore..tells everyone DETAILS of their sex life...disgusting
things fuskers say-"you SHOULD give me that" "you SHOULD do this" 'are you gunna eat that?
fusker by funnyChik May 13, 2011
The tendril of snot formed between your right nostril and the tissue prior to snapping and coating your top lip
Oh sod it, I thought the tissue got it all but there is a pint of fleeg all down my chin!
fleeg by Joe Burge December 28, 2007
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