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Michigan Bird Bath 

When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.
Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.
Michigan Bird Bath by Thrdbagger December 20, 2021

qwingly dingly doo 

a saying used to express immense feeling of distress after sharting your pants
person 1: AHHHHH qwingly dingly doo
person 2: bro it smells so bad who sharted
person 1: that was me lol
When a man wears pants that are too small for him, and he puts his package on one side of the seam. The effect this has is of a large lump going partially down the side of one of the pant legs.

The opposite of flossing.

From the verb "To Lump"
Dude, Scott wore those pants that are a size too small for him yesterday, and decided on lumping it. I almost threw up.
Lumping by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008

Bish bash bosh

I'm going home for a bish bash bosh.
Bish bash bosh by AnonDoxy December 17, 2018

Freeze peach 

You hear that? It's not a "free speech issue" It's a "Jewish kike oven gremlin using authority it doesn't have to use economic warfare on an actual person who's immune to it's Jewish kikery issue"
Freeze peach by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

phoebe bridgers

phoebe bridgers is always wearing a skeleton onesie
phoebe bridgers by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

McDonalds tablets 

Those disgusting greasy tablets in McDonalds running an android version from the Stone Age that are always broken and have crap games on them
The McDonalds tablets are broken again
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