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double wide 

A 24-ounce container of beer. Contains double the amount of liquid gold as a normal container. Usually found in cans, though some good beers, such as Sierra Nevada, can be found in double-wide bottles. A close relative of the forty; consumed when you want to get just a little crunk, but not so much you'll have a hangover the next morning.
Bill: What'd you do last night, dude?
Ted: People came over with double wides and blunts, you know how it is.
double wide by fnord716 May 17, 2010

Schrodinger's asshole 

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

baby trans syndrome 

that awkward phase of a trans person's life (most commonly seen in the teenaged FTM community, usually before hormone therapy) where they think everything revolves around them and the fact that they are trans.

In this stage, they will usually complain far too much about their appearance, family and what the therapist told them to do to cope with their dysphoria.

They may also assume that every weird look they got, every time they get refused something and basically every single bad thing that happens is because they're trans. They generally underestimate how accepted they actually are in society and feel like they'll never be able to prove their gender.

They can be very draining for those around them, thanks to their negativity. They may also choose to invalidate their friends' care, simply to fit their view that the world is against them.

Usually people with baby trans syndrome grow out of it and flourish into any other self-assured trans person once they realise it's cringe to complain about every single person who misgenders them.
"Hey, my friend came out as trans a couple months ago and he keeps going on about how much he wants a dick so he can fuck me"
"Oh don't worry it's just the baby trans syndrome! Also um... what?"
baby trans syndrome by riceGrippies September 22, 2022

capicolla 

This Italian Classic ham is made from whole trimmed pork butts, hand rolled in crushed red pepper, paprika and other Italian spices, then naturally smoked for a delightful taste sensation.
I think a capicolla sub would be good for lunch.
capicolla by StevenM June 1, 2006

Pullin a Palin 

In addition to the current examples; The act of writing information on your hand you should already know, in the event you may need to reference it.
While we were at a bar, I caught my friend "Pullin a Palin" when I noticed his girlfriends name written on his hand.
Pullin a Palin by Biggestwhoop September 16, 2011

Thorka Mae 

A well known and honored Character in the World of Ultima Online and a feared soldier in Enemy Territory
You're a Grandmaster in all skills as Thorka Mae once was!
Thorka Mae by Allen Geoffrey April 4, 2004
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