baltimore butterfinger

When one takes a piece of shit and rolls it in sprinkles and nuts. Then one sticks one end in his/her mouth while another person puts the other end in their mouth. Then they both "Lady and the Tramp it" by eating both ends until their lips meet and they makeout.

Dude, I totally Baltimore Butterfingered my girlfriend last night.

baltimore butterfinger by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

Steak and Blowjob Day

Steak and Blow job day, as I've known it to be for many years is on March 10 due to it being the 69th day of the year except for when it is a leap year, then it is March 9. But for simplicity, let's just keep it March 10.

Happy Steak and BlowJob Day!

Steak and Blowjob Day by SeriouslyRhymeswitgnOrange July 25, 2016

Mermaphrodite

Quite similar to a hermaphrodite, a mermaphrodite is a merperson, with the genitilia of both a merman and a mermaid.

"So my ship gets wrecked at sea and I'm thinking, 'Alright! You're going to die.' But just then, out of nowhere, I get pulled to safety by this thing! Like a mermaid, but it sorta looked like Jamie Lee Curtis. When I noticed it's adam's apple I realized it must have been a mermaphrodite."

Mermaphrodite by Marc Sauve December 17, 2005

Vok

The correct spelling of the word "Fok" in afrikaans.

Vok my, vok almal, vok jou

Vok by Akkedisskulp April 20, 2021

bhrigu

Sadly, The Urban Dictionary can't understand this legend !

No examples can define **bhrigu**

bhrigu by An_on_ym_ou_ssss_365 November 26, 2021

uptard

verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.

uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

kilarious

a comment or series of comments that are at the same time both funny and infuriating because of how ridiculous they are.

John told me that he had never actually seen a lion, and then spent half an hour trying to tell me they don't exist. some of the things he said were kilarious.

kilarious by thatguyfromthething April 22, 2011