Speaklexia 

Dyslexia while speaking. Or mixing up your words and vowels when you speak.

Mark: Hey whats up Mary?
Mary: Nothing really, just booking a read.
Mark: I think you mean reading a book.
Mary: Dammit! I hate having speaklexia!

John: A Dyxeslic man walks into a bar.

Speaklexia by ohDAMNnnnnnnnnnnn October 12, 2011

Spellexia 

A virus that causes one to struggle to spell words correctly. In extreme cases, those infected with this virus can turn disturbingly violent! Some have been recorded to have stolen bodies from funerals, torn of their limbs, and used them to repeatedly slap people in the face (hard enough that the arm bends the wrong way) while they repeat a "spellexic" mantra "there! they're! their!"

There are currently no known cures...

EXAMPLE 1
Person 1: IT WORKS! YOU SAW HOW AWESOME THE STRIPES LOOKED. YOU ARE IN DENIALLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Person 2: Denial? I think ur spellexia is acting up again because that most definately looked stupid

Person 1: denial is spelt denial. you are on drugs...

EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: Marc's attitude is so obese.
Person 2: Do you mean OBSCENE?
Person 1: Oh yes, that is what i mean, darn my spellexia for acting up again

Spellexia by DJ Phur January 20, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012