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Speaklexia

Dyslexia while speaking. Or mixing up your words and vowels when you speak.

Mark: Hey whats up Mary?
Mary: Nothing really, just booking a read.
Mark: I think you mean reading a book.
Mary: Dammit! I hate having speaklexia!

John: A Dyxeslic man walks into a bar.

by ohDAMNnnnnnnnnnnn June 13, 2011