A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

The ways in reality that the present time changes the future, present & past times..

emergency re-wipe

Sucks in bed, lasting only a minute or two during sex

1. A person who enjoys being penetrated sexually by a penis.
2. A man who enjoys penetrating others sexually with his penis.

Pronounce nyo-lo. It is placed where a lesser person would say yolo, to make a mockery of them.