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shitty cricket

1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.

2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.
Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"

Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."

Tim: "and take a shit!"

poom puff 

An extremely hairy pubic region of a female. One who does not shave that area.
I only like girls who shave, and I heard you got that poom puff.
poom puff by C.K Vaughan May 13, 2006
A cute, athletic, sensitive, smart, funny guy that has the cutest smile. He's a chick magnet, but there's only one girl for him and he's going to love her...
Friend: Go talk to him! You both like each other!
Girl: Im nervous! He's a sohane, so special...
Sohane by One guy up there November 21, 2021

schaivoed 

To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.
- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.

whiz kid 

a young person who is exceptionally talented or proficient at a given subject.
Yo whiz kid, come over and help me with my chemistry.
whiz kid by Whiz Kid April 2, 2006
to be killed via horrible english
man i urdered my english teacher with the stoke i had during my presentation
urder by don't have to know February 6, 2023
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