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onmuknefpzy 

A person of extreme noobish and/or homosexual quality. Used especially in reference to video game players with little to no skill but can be used to reference anyone that fits the aforementioned criteria.
"Boy howdy! I am pwning the heck out of onmuknefpzy!"
"Jesus, Jason is a big baby. He's basically onmuknefpzy right now."
onmuknefpzy by Alex Hyman June 29, 2007
Major Awkward - very embarrassing moment/situation for someone or being called out for something that it’s proven/obvious you did or said. Example: someone doesn’t reply to a group invite on social media and when the inviter reminds him/her about it, they claim they never check that site but it clearly shows all invitees that he/she opened the invite and just didn’t reply.
“Wow, Sally just told Betty about the group Facebook invitation to the pre-prom party on Saturday because Betty never replied and claims she never got the invitation. So Sally showed Betty a screenshot of the Facebook invite that shows all invitees that Betty had actually opened and seen it...Majawk”
Majawk by Marilou Sue April 4, 2018

20 minute travel rule

A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way
Kaelyn is the kind of girl you have to work hard to get in your life. She’s the type to play hard to get but is stunning. She has beautiful brown hair and light colored eyes. She is a beauty. You’d be very lucky to have a Kaelyn in your life so don’t waste time with her.
“Who’s that girl?”

“Oh that’s Kaelyn!”

“She is beautiful.”

“I know right.”
Kaelyn by hi.kk April 18, 2021

Aibophobia 

Aibophobia is the phobia of palindromes
Aibophobe: I have an immense fear of palindromes
Other person: You mean aibophobia?
Aibophobe: AHHHH

Carl-Time 

A euphemism for masturbation; a reference to Carl Monday's 2006 report on pornography in libraries.
"Hey, Carl, wanna go hang out?"
"No, thanks. I'm just gonna go take some Carl-Time."
Carl-Time by SLUH December 3, 2009
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