When someone says something that is very obvious

The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.

To be given all the information humanly possible about a specific topic, whether you wanted it or not, as quickly as possible. The information may come in a question or a statement. The questions may or may not be rhetorical. Nobody knows.

kouthar is a pretty girl, she so kind and sweet she very loyal, she literally the best, it is very fun to be around her sometimes, you'll fully start knowing her when she's comfortable around you, she can also be very annoying

The act of sticking a popsicle all the way up a females cooch until climax and then offering it to your friend without telling him where it has been.

Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain