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huff n puff 

Someone that gets all aggravated and mad about something mundane. Almost comical

He came in all huff n puff about being stood up.
huff n puff by Pongo December 14, 2008
sidenote::: first i have to say this: the pictures that are meant to describe love, dont at all. people making out doesnt prove theyre in love. everyone makes out. it doesnt mean much in our modern day society so why are we using it as a symbol of something so great?

1. 3 types of love.

a.eros- "erotic"
definition: love based on physical appearance
when you eros-love someone, you give to recieve, and dont recieve. this type of love is much like lust but lust is not a type of love it is an infatuation.

2.phileo-"brotherly love"
deifinition: love based on common interests or bonds
when you phileo-love someone, its a relationship where you give to recieve.

3. agape- "unconditional love"
definition- literally translated means charity. loving someone/something on no conditions(no matter what)
when you agape-love, you give for the sake of making the other person happy. because you truly want the best for them. you have no intentions of recieving.



2. "Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps record of no wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-8



3. The single most important, longed-for, wonderful, perfect emotions that are possible to feel.
"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13
i eros-love flowers

i phileo-love my best friend

i agape-love my spouse
love by livelovelaughsurf February 25, 2007
Slang for Bisexual 10 year old.
Zeno: Hey, did you hear that James is a Markikid?
Heier: Oh yeah, I did! Im proud of him!
Markikid by Heier September 11, 2019

torching the cop car 

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.
Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

Caps Lock Mode 

When a person on a forum or chat room is either extremely excited or angry, they put on caps lock for more than 5 minutes. May also use many exclamation marks, making them an "exclamation whore" in "caps lock mode".
<AlkazarPwns>: WOULD YOU SHUT UP I AM SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT! YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME! UGH!
<Samantha1786>: Good god, would you get out of caps lock mode and type like a person who isn't on the internet for the first time in their lives?

Lola Dog 

A dog that is very friendly and is always looking for a friend to play with. She can be destructive when to excited but, is always ready to settle down and relax when you are.
My dog is named Lola, she is a Lola Dog
Lola Dog by Jukol September 19, 2023
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