photomom is a mom of somebody at a photoshoot who brings chips and iced frappuccinos and does background checks on photographers

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

the past tense of hurt

A large, elderly youtuber who is only funny when his younger, funnier and less successful friend is there. When he is not with Noel Miller, his comedy levels drop by at least 97%.

A tourist that know way too much of the culture in the country he is visiting. A super gaijin also often speaks the native tongue and socialises a lot with locals. Seems himself as somewhat better then a regular tourist. You can often spot a super gaijin by his giant backpack, dreadlocks and lack of career.

Replicating the famous scene from 300, during sex, the man ejaculates onto the womans chest and the kicks her out of bed yelling "This is Sparta!"

This can also be executed by kicking the girl in the face while she is giving head from her knees while the man is standing.