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Bongino

When a man presses his flared nostril to the tip of another man's erect penis and blows a booger into the urethra.
At first I wasn't sure I could trust Senator Ted Cruz to be a passionate lover. But when he offered to give me a Bongino my fears were alleviated.
by HemlockMoonwolf July 1, 2022
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Lymph node

A word used to describe a bitch ass person.
by jakeisok October 21, 2020
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Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021
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Medical Genius

A term to be shouted when a person accomplishes any task at hand despite not having anything to do with the medical field
*does a back flip off a staircase*
OMG I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds the answer to 2 + 2*
OMG the answer is cookie!! I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds a penny on the floor*
OMG A PENNY!!! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS!!

*plays a 5hr song on a guitar*
HOLY SHIZNIT! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS
by RenanIsAwesome November 4, 2010
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where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008
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tradsexual

A trad skin who is oviously not old enough to be traditional, meaning they like the tough guy image, but don't want to have to back it up.
A seventeen year-old scawny skinhead that claims to be a trad is totally tradsexual.
by Zack Tickla January 23, 2010
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rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.
How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.
by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018
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