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A hat, preferably a coonskin cap, worn by a short-haired passenger in a car in order to provide something for the driver to grab onto while he face fucks the passenger. The suck hat is often worn by the passenger in lieu of contributing gas money.
You want me to pick you up and drive you where for free? Don't forget your suck hat you cheap bastard!
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Somebody who has the biggest tits for her age and ain't afraid to show them of. She is also somebody who who has a crush on many celebrities
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I didn't have the balls to join the Marines so I went army instead, and I'll spend the next 4 years of my life trying to convince people that the army is better.
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It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)
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