Urban Dictionary

Is a fucktastic beautiful girl who manages to make me smile when I'm down, you'll never meet anyone like her, keep her with you for the rest of your life. You won't regret it. PS she's not a slut

The fungus that grows on your junk. Jungus can be contracted from skanks, ho-bags, and gutter sluts. Particularly serious cases can cause small pink and purple mushrooms to grow on and out of the genitals. It is particularly common in the city of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.

The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Such a bitch.

"WTF?", or "What the fuck?" In Spanish for added flair.

Also known as best friends. are people that will make you happy and people that will peeve you on an hourly bases. These are people that you can make fun of, and make fun of other people with, which more common than not, is what you do. They will tell you when your outfit is ugly, when you need to shut up, and they open your snaps for when you don’t feel like it. These peoples names usually start with K,R,J, or A and is usually a group of four people.

She Is Beautiful Inside And Out. She Doesn't Know And That's What Makes Her Beauty Shine Out. She Is Smart, Fun, Funny And At Time Adventurous. You Can Trust Her, She Is A Great Friend. She Is Great In Bed.