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Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.
by TonyF June 17, 2008
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aestassajio

Aestassajio is so “Amazing” as he would say, he’s very chill but also funny he’s fine asf & very conceited but that’s ok if I looked like That I would be too if you have a Aestassajio in your life you are so lucky
Omg is that Aestassajio he so fine 🥵
by Aestassajio June 30, 2019
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Shaimum

He's so cool and Handsome and all that, he has a degree in rizziotrology
"Shaimum has so much rizz he needs a rizztraining order and did you know he's called the Lord of Rizz
by Shuwarma February 26, 2023
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fattie grunt

A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."
As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.
by Civixx August 1, 2010
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Stupidium

An element that can not be metabolized and is stored in the human brain. It is nearly impossible to filter out of a person's system. Side effects include prescription to psuedoscienctific ideas, bad logic and a propensity for quoting inspirational cat posters. It is mostly mined from conspiracy theory websites and videos on the internet.

"The atomic number for stupidium is 81.5. That puts it is the mysterious WTF category of the periodic elements, right between thallium and lead. Its Abbreviation is STU." Sheila S.
The Flat Earth convention will be fully powered by stupidium this year.
by D. Grey July 21, 2018
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lalaloopsy

The little doll with eyes that are as dark as my soul.
Hey mom, I want a lalaloopsy!
by Bayyy432 September 17, 2016
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skill ussie

just skill issue but the "i" and "u" are swapped
"that's such a skill ussie"
by Cru7nchy February 24, 2024
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