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Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.
Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"
by Chaz114 February 16, 2010
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kifos

A person whose fault is all his.
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT KIFOS!" shouted Claire.
by ARMY 93 March 1, 2021
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Daniel

Nerd, wears glasses, gets A's on test almost always, kinda short, well mannered.
guy1: Looks like daniel got top score for the science test
guy2: is that new news? he always does.
by SINEPB17CH November 14, 2017
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comprestand

To Comprehend and to understand at the same time, thus having a full comprehension and understanding of the situation or idea etc.
I comprestand what you mean about her amazing body.

I comprestand my rights Occifer.
by Curtis F. A.K.A C~Dawg September 6, 2005
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Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.
Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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Germany

Country in central Europe that got divided after WWII. Was reunited by David Hasselhoff in 1989.
Fun fact: Germany, along with France, is also the USA's best excuse for losing the War on Terror because they refused to help invading independent foreign countries for their oil reserves. Shame on them!
by Griese February 11, 2009
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Tuesday

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
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