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Mert

Hes a king in the bed no one is better than him but besides that hes a loving caring nice guy and is the best boyfriend alive hes good at fotboll hes lastname usally starts with T and he loves pokemon
wow thats was nice hes name is mert

wow he was nice hes a mert
by ching ding December 11, 2019
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Food

Fam where’s the fucking food?”
“Bro the endz are dry fam”
by longshlongethan October 6, 2019
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Laurenc

A very tall and handsome boy. Very funny and has a good character. Is known for having a gigantic penis. Is very intelligent and kind. He's the best person you'll ever meet and is a joy to be around. Very popular and is well-liked. Can be absent minded but can give great advice. Always keeps it real. He is also an alone wolf but likes to fuck anyway.
This is a nice dick.. this has to be from Laurenc
by welliamgay October 23, 2019
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cardoom

An animation that goes horribly wrong, No Like HORRIBLY WRONG
Well that sucked it was a cardoom.
by duck_human November 3, 2020
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bitterment

My step dad is illiterate and uses this word. He also uses like 8 commas in one sentence to seem educated. I think he means this word as like frustrated or annoyed? But it has never been confirmed.
I'm sick of all of your bitterment and unforgivingness.
by SadBitterment April 24, 2017
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TANPS

There are no Political Solutions.
They recruited all of the Judges through Bribery and Blackmail, they compromised all of the Politicians through Compromise factories, and the rest are simply actors. They don't actually count the votes, but if they did.. it still would not matter, We live in an Occupied Government and, TANPS.
by chr21328 January 21, 2021
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shithead

1. (noun) an asshole that is stupid
2. (noun) Justin Beiber
3. (noun) one's head after it is defecated upon
Bill: Did you see that prepubescent faggot Beiber singing love songs and dancing around like a wind-up monkey?

Joe: Oh yeah, that butt-plug. He's a shithead. And it literally looks like he has a shithead.

Bill: I am pretty certain that he did probably pull his head out of some guy's asshole.
by backspinboy September 22, 2010
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