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When a man presses his flared nostril to the tip of another man's erect penis and blows a booger into the urethra.
At first I wasn't sure I could trust Senator Ted Cruz to be a passionate lover. But when he offered to give me a Bongino my fears were alleviated.
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*does a back flip off a staircase*
OMG I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!
*finds the answer to 2 + 2*
OMG the answer is cookie!! I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!
*finds a penny on the floor*
OMG A PENNY!!! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS!!
*plays a 5hr song on a guitar*
HOLY SHIZNIT! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS
OMG I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!
*finds the answer to 2 + 2*
OMG the answer is cookie!! I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!
*finds a penny on the floor*
OMG A PENNY!!! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS!!
*plays a 5hr song on a guitar*
HOLY SHIZNIT! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS
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Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
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Get the where do babies come from mug.A trad skin who is oviously not old enough to be traditional, meaning they like the tough guy image, but don't want to have to back it up.
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Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.
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