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A GREAT PERSON WHO YOU DONT MESS WITH . TYPICALLY HAS A HAMMER.

Shaa: Omg did you see how big his hammer was?
Kaitlin: Yea.... He's totally a Zygmunt.

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Zygmont

A family of people who reside all across North America, with a predisposition to baldness after years of shaving their heads as members of the original “Klan” Be careful if you find yourself involved with a Zygmont

Did you hear about the Zygmont boy he’s banned from the trailer park

Zygmont by Paymemoney October 12, 2019

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zygmund

Zygmund is the sweetest person ever. he has the most beautiful eyes and the sweetest personality. he's so adorable and so cute. he'll make you feel so loved and appreciated. Zygmund is truly a wonderfully person

Person: look theirs zygmund

Person2: zygmunds so wonderful

zygmund by Lukasthefox June 29, 2022

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zygmund

Zygmund is truly an amazing person. He may seem all tough but he's just a bug softie once he starts to trust you. He's truly amazing. He's also very handsome and cute. Once you have a zygmund he'll make you feel so loved and appreciated. He's hard working. Sometimes he'll over work himself and you'll have to remind him to relax. Taking care of him is one of the best things ever and it's so adorable.

Person 1: look theirs zygmund

Person 2: wow he's so handsome

zygmund by Lukasthefox June 29, 2022

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Dirty zygmundt

When a bunch of black hairy dudes (10-20) skull fuck you until you cry for your mommy

You: Dude I got a dirty zygmundt last night

Friend: next time let me join

Dirty zygmundt by FadedPigeon47 August 7, 2024

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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