You're so goddamned bored that you're about to choke your pet just to do something new. Seriously. Stop it. Do your work.
When he died
They found a message etched into his spine that said:
When he died, an endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh
And the blood would make the seas run red
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.