zombie check
The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
zombie check by hex_ten January 28, 2006
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