zoal

THE SEXIST AND CUTEST MAN IN THE WORLD NO CAP. SEXY, COOL, FUNNY, PRECIOUS, SWEET, NICE, KIND, SMART WITH A BIG BLACK JUICY COCK,.

girl 1: i have a crush on zoal
girl 2: nooo i like him more than u

girl 1: it’s fine we can both like him and fuck him a 3some HAHAKSKSKSKSKSKKS
girl 2: LMAOOSOSSKSSKKS I WANT HIS BIG BLACK JUICY VEINY TASTY COCK IN MEEE RIGHT MOWW
girl 3: i wanna suck his dick so good

zoal by only the factz October 20, 2020

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zoalhub

zoalhub is the most toxic, relevant, problematic, entertaining, coolest and most fun gc in the world. no other gc can compete with zoalhub due to the sexiness and coolness that co-exist with in. very sex people in zoalhub🥺🥺🥺👉🏿👈🏿

hamad: damn nigga this gc never dies
everyone: *likes the message*

adam: ksomak
m7md 7u: yeah ksomi bc im dyooth

zoalhub 4L

zoalhub by only the factz October 20, 2020

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Zoalpy

Zoalpy Might be the most incredible person that you'll meet (if you even have the chance of that happenning, if so, I think you should play lotterie). You might think is looks like Wilbur But The truth is that Wilbur Soot actually stole Zoalpy's hairstyle, and it's true (exclamation mark) But Whatever you need to buy him tickets for a one way America trip, you might ask the reason, and it is that he has to go to someone's house, which is quite huge, and once he'll be there, armed of his knife he'll, slice the meat. GIVE MONEY NOW PLEASE HOMELESS NEED $$$$
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CHILDREN LOTS MIGHT BE ILLEGAL ACTUALLY
NOW THAT I THIK ABOUT IT
WHAT AM I SAYING
IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT
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YOU FREAK I HATE YOU SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST SO MUCCHCHCHHCHCH
I like pizza and guns especially the M1911 Which is cool as hell.

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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